my relationship was going well for a week and a half. already fucking it up in my head all by myself, yay.
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| girl: | i'm having vagina surgery |
|---|---|
| boyfriend: | i know |
| girl: | i love you |
| boyfriend: | i love you too |
| after surgery she wakes up and only dad is there | |
| girl: | where is my boyfriend |
| dad: | who do you think gave you the vagina |
| girl: | what |
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